My mother said to me 'If you are a soldier you will become a general. If you are a monk you will become the Pope.' Instead I was a painter and became Picasso.
To finish a work? To finish a picture? What nonsense! To finish it means to...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny that humor comes from a much gentler place.