I'd go to like six different schools in one year. We were on welfare and my mom never ever worked.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
