A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite the male ego.
Women complain about PMS but I think of it as the only time of the month...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
Science gives us knowledge but only philosophy can give us wisdom.
