My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said 'Mom they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid which taught us that...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
