I've always wanted to be a mom at 23 24ish ever since I was a little girl. I'm right on schedule.
Mom would kill me if I showed my navel.
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
As a privileged survivor of the First World War I hope I may be allowed to interject here a deeply felt tribute to those who were not fortunate enough to succeed but who shared the signal honor of trying to the last to salvage peace.