My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
I took an acting class. After the first day the teacher quit so they said...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
The only consistent hobby I've had is studying Spanish and French because of some delusion of grandeur to work around the world. I love sports but usually I'm looking for the next job.
