My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like 'If you've got it flaunt it.'
Bad quirky poetry might be better than some of the good stuff because it...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
We have a war dictator who was not elected he snuck in. so he punishes people that threaten him in any way or even say something he doesn't like. It has no resemblance to democracy.