My mom bought me a white Strat but that wasn't what I wanted so I went to a guitar store in Cleveland and - the guy told me it was a really good deal - made an even swap for a blue Teisco Del Ray. I loved that guitar and used it a bunch.
Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too...
My mom is in the navy and my dad works for the army but I never called them...
We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.