Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
I'm talking to you and it's basically a direct communication whereas if I'm writing a letter to you and you read the letter there are like 12 extra deconstruction and reconstruction steps in the communication.