I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time but I didn't make any money.
Three chords and the truth - that's what a country song is.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
My dad was a baggage handler at Heathrow and careful with money. He worked hard and had three jobs when I was young. I wish I'd inherited his care for money. Sadly I've grown up to be rather scatty when it comes to finances.