There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.
Men get laid but women get screwed.
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The proper means of increasing the love we bear our native country is to reside some time in a foreign one.
