Left to themselves things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire the next morning you will have a flat tire.
'Old times' never come back and I suppose it's just as well. What comes back...
I knew however that the next morning after the fight I would have to get...
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.