One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press you would go completely and utterly potty.

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Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women it actually implies that their bodies are so revolting that even their 'me time' must be dedicated to turning them into living dolls if potential suitors are to be prevented from running screaming in horror.