I have no patience at all.
If you lock me in the room with a piano teacher for a year I might be able to...
I've done an awful lot of stuff that's a monument to public patience.
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.