Being grown up and in a serious relationship I've learned so much. I'm happier than I've every been.
I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is like really...
I feel an intense intimacy with those who have this loathing interest in me....
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly except shorter and Jewish.