What surprises me most about God is that the creator of the universe should want a relationship with me.
So I would say God hates war but God loves every soldier.
I feel an intense intimacy with those who have this loathing interest in me....
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
