The most convincing argument against early parenthood is that you are in a relationship that is likely to fall apart before that child grows up.
The thing I care about is my weight - I'm as fanatical about it as a member...
I feel an intense intimacy with those who have this loathing interest in me....
The trick with computers I think is to approach old and new things with the same reverence as you would like your favourite chair and not be seduced by the constant innovation otherwise you never do anything.