Like the average American that I hang out with and like my father before me I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.
I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.
Lately I did a film called All I Want for Christmas and it was well received....
I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
