Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable that's survival.
I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
I want to do all kinds of things. I want to do some comedy. I'd love to do a...
No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.
