Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.
I know what I look like - a weird sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
I had never felt so lonely and so sad in my entire life.
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza let alone cooking it.
