If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the...
In junior high school I was an object of pure ridicule for my dress...
Nowhere else in history has there ever been a flag that stands for the right to burn itself. This is the fractal of our flag. It stands for the right to destroy itself.
