While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no and I even wore a few dresses.
Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
You can take Elvis. You can take Marilyn Monroe. Success and fame will not be...
My theory is if you have a religion it's a good one. Because some people don't have any at all.
