The typewriting machine when played with expression is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
If we had had the right technology back then you would have seen Eva Braun...
The first novel I wrote was a monster - clocking in at 180 000 words - but it died a death a death it deserved. It was called 'The Gods First Make Mad.' It was a good title but it was the only good thing about the book. I didn't let that put me off.