Telephone n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate...
If we had had the right technology back then you would have seen Eva Braun...
No I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that.
