The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time somewhere someone said to themselves You know I want to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls...
To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.