I like to go to work and also I don't have any kids. I don't have any hobbies. I don't like to travel. So going to work is kind of it.
I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I of course used to crash...
There's no need to travel further. The Los Angeles area is big enough for us.
My father was a Catholic but my mother wasn't. She had to do that weird deal you do as a Catholic - they deign to sanction your marriage and you have to bring your children up as Catholics.