I considered becoming a priest very seriously. I wanted to travel the world. By the time I turned 16 I realized I was only in it for selfish reasons. And more importantly I didn't want to sacrifice the ladies!
I was talking to one of my aunties at Christmas and she said she didn't think...
There's no need to travel further. The Los Angeles area is big enough for us.
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness but enables us to move back from it a little.