Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
What I had said in the morning was that this is what we know has happened but there has been no significant off-site release. Only to find out moments later that in fact there had been an off-site release. I still haven't gotten over that.
