Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Bob Hope like Mark Twain had a sense of humor that was uniquely American...
I don't think balance is something you get from someone else it's something...
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.
