Well just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually...
My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful but when I had to...
Be what you would seem to be - or if you'd like it put more simply - a house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.