Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
Democracy functions best when we have an active citizenry.
To this day I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand you don't hear men saying 'No she's not pretty but is she ever funny!'
