It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said 'Remember my son if you ever need a helping hand you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage just listen...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it and puts in into an unlocked car.