I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party you couldn't pay me enough.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself...
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
I know what the attitudes of the readers are: These are guys who love women and respect women.