Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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A game one of my sisters will play with me in my first year of being alive is called Good Baby Bad Baby. This consists of being told I am a good baby until I smile and laugh then being told I am a bad baby until I burst into tears. This training will stand me in good stead all through my life.