A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

I call crony capitalism where you take money from successful small businesses spend it in Washington on favored industries on favored individuals picking winners and losers in the economy that's not pro-growth economics. That's not entrepreneurial economics. That's not helping small businesses. That's cronyism that's corporate welfare.

Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life and... the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay you do more good to them by spending it in luxury than by giving it for by spending it in luxury you make them exert industry whereas by giving it you keep them idle.

You never suffer from a money problem you always suffer from an idea problem.

Our greatest lack is not money for any undertaking but rather ideas If the ideas are good cash will somehow flow to where it is needed.

We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties namely that the rich were not working because they had too little money the poor because they had much.

The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.

There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil and we all count ourselves among them.

To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor to be given a chance to create is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy.

Brigands demand your money or your life women require both.

He who receives money in trust to administer for the benefit of its owner and uses it either for his own interest or against the wishes of its rightful owner is a thief.

I have a lot of money.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Money it turned out was exactly like sex you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.

False riches consisting of money houses and lands acquired by selfish means at cost to others and thereafter used selfishly are almost always used for the oppression of other persons.

Admittedly a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman or to an old boot for that matter. In fact both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot and you can save a lot of money that way.

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money.

No man but a blockhead ever wrote except for money.

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.

To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions than a vine filled with grapes.