I never travel without my Stetson but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats especially in Texas but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing.
Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun but when they get mad they'll try to kill you.
Something about Texas I'm not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people last year alone.
European investment in Texas alone exceeds all U.S. investment in China and Japan put together.
It's good to know how to read but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.