If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'

Think for a moment about what Obamacare has done: The federal government has come up with its own (ever-evolving) definition of 'health insurance ' which now includes free access to sterilization contraception and certain abortifacients such as the morning-after pill.

Look I hate to sound like Pollyanna but I literally can't wait to get to work in the morning. I've got steady jobs I've got my health and I'm here in the greatest city in the world. I'd be a pig not to be grateful.

The average healthy well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed I should instantly close with the offer.

The great secret of doctors known only to their wives but still hidden from the public is that most things get better by themselves most things in fact are better in the morning.

I love being. There's so much wisdom in it. You wake up in the morning and you think Hey isn't it great just being?

The great fun in my life has been getting up every morning and rushing to the typewriter because some new idea has hit me.

I have a great deal of company in the house especially in the morning when nobody calls.

The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner.

We live under a government of men and morning newspapers.

On a day when you're tired it's important to just say good morning to everyone so they're kind of aware that it's gonna be a good day. Jamie Lee Curtis told me that.

Manners is the key thing. Say for instance when you're growing up you're walking down the street you've got to tell everybody good morning. Everybody. You can't pass one person.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden and I go 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No I made a few mistakes.'

Everyone has highs and lows that they have to learn from but every morning I start off with a good head on my shoulders saying to myself 'It's going to be a good day!'.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Commitment is a big part of what I am and what I believe. How committed are you to winning? How committed are you to being a good friend? To being trustworthy? To being successful? How committed are you to being a good father a good teammate a good role model? There's that moment every morning when you look in the mirror: Are you committed or are you not?

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

I have so many things to work on and so many ways that I fail. But that's what grace is all about. and I constantly wake up every morning trying to get better trying to improve trying to walk closer to God.

There is only one thing that a man really wants to do all his life and that is to find his way to his God his Morning Star salute his fellow man and enjoy the woman who has come the long way with him.

On Sunday morning I'm not nervous... I can't wait to tell what God wants me to say.

I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency but He wants to invade your Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday.