I'm always in bed by 11 or 12 and people laugh all the time - they want me to hang out until two in the morning but n-n-no I need my nine hours.

My children are the reason I laugh smile and want to get up every morning.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy the frustrated guy the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

How could man rejoice in victory and delight in the slaughter of men?

Like all young men I set out to be a genius but mercifully laughter intervened.

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes or staring when you were in a fit of laughter would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

If love is the treasure laughter is the key.

Tell the truth. Sing with passion. Work with laughter. Love with heart. 'Cause that's all that matters in the end.

From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover that you have wings.

If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff there's got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness more compassion more joy more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.

Among those whom I like or admire I can find no common denominator but among those whom I love I can: all of them make me laugh.

Give a child love laughter and peace not AIDS.

True love doesn't happen right away it's an ever-growing process. It develops after you've gone through many ups and downs when you've suffered together cried together laughed together.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain mock the pain reduce it. And laugh.

Gratitude helps you to grow and expand gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.

I just got one last thing I urge all of you all of you to enjoy your life the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought to get you're emotions going.

You know my first three or four drafts you can see are on legal pads in long hand. And then I go to a typewriter and I know everybody's switching to a computer. And I'm sort of laughed at.

Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at the truth to make truth laugh because the only truth lies in learning to free ourselves from insane passion for the truth.