The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Bachelors have consciences married men have wives.
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
I should like to know what is the proper function of women if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.
Summer bachelors like summer breezes are never as cool as they pretend to be.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes married men are the best binders in the hedge of the commonwealth.
There are so many little girls who follow me and look up to me. I'm their role model so I have to make sure I'm always being professional and not putting any swear words out there - just really putting positive things out there on the Internet.