Our strategy is one of preventing war by making it self-evident to our enemies that they're going to get their clocks cleaned if they start one.
At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.
I think that in the future clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.