Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.

The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over we are asking that elephant to do gymnastics.

Patriarchy is like the elephant in the room that we don't talk about but how could it not affect the planet radically when it's the superstructure of human society.

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Nature's great masterpiece an elephant the only harmless great thing.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants and giraffes and crocodiles and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and we have bus loads of kids who don't get to see those things. They come up sick children and enjoy it.

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.

If you are neutral in situations of injustice you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe the elephant and the cat. He has no real style He just goes on trying other things.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away it's best to let him run.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.