Show me a frigid women and nine times out of ten I'll show you a little man.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.

All we need really is a change from a near frigid to a tropical attitude of mind.

To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body the mind and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise study and love.