I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
I have a pet lizard named Puff five goldfish - named Pinky Brain Jowels Pearl and Sandy an oscar fish named Chef two pacus an albino African frog named Whitey a bonsai tree four Venus flytraps a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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