Women are women and hurray for that.
My mom was a big 'Smurfs' fan so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning 'Hurray cartoons!' and she would say 'Smurfs! That's what you're watching.'
The darkest hour in any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.