I concentrate on exercises from the waist down since that is the laziest part of a woman's body.
But you know my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down a race of people to call me lazy his answer was that's not what he was doing and that I was also the dumbest white kid he ever met.
The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and about all time.