I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake so to speak.

I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect that's okay there are a lot more coming along.

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say 'He's very odd but he likes to cook. He's creepy but he makes good pancakes!'