I think there ought to be a club in which preachers and journalists could come together and have the sentimentalism of the one matched with the cynicism of the other. That ought to bring them pretty close to the truth.

I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir.

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

If there is no hell a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses.

My parents were the same in the pulpit as they were at home. I think that's where a lot of preachers' kids get off base sometimes. Because they don't see the same things at both places.

Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do somebody always imputes meaning into your books.