We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No ha-ha. I live in L.A. County but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without you just might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home you might be a redneck.

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class apart from redneck which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

I'm learning to hunt with rifles because if you think about it hunting gets you the healthiest meat - organic free-range food. It's a totally yuppie spin on what I thought was kind of a redneck occupation.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate you might be a redneck.