The Arabs could have peace tomorrow if sufficient numbers of Palestinians were not content to be used as cannon fodder in fruitless assaults on Israel even as the surrounding Arab powers distract the Arab masses with the red herring of Israel while retarding their countries with their repression and corruption.
The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants and for peace like retarded pygmies.
Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge.
I got attention by being funny at school pretending to be retarded and jumping around with a deformed hand.
My boyfriend calls me 'princess' but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.