The truth is I wrote a novel when I was 23. It's hideously bad. Truly rotten.

Well there's just some universal truths in a way that I've just observed to be true. You read Voltaire. You read modern literature. Anywhere you go there's these observations about romantic love and what it does people and these rotten feelings that rarely are people meaning to do that to each other.

As long as there are religions there are going to be people who are hiding their rottenness behind the veil of religion.

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices a rottenness begins in his conduct.

Without work all life goes rotten. But when work is soulless life stifles and dies.

We also have to make sure our children know the history of women. Tell them the rotten truth: It wasn't always possible for women to become doctors or managers or insurance people. Let them be armed with a true picture of the way we want it to be.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out I think to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.

I wanted to be a great white hunter a prospector for gold or a slave trader. But then when I was eight my parents sent me to a boarding school in South Africa. It was the equivalent of a British public school with cold showers beatings and rotten food. But what it also had was a library full of books.

I have been and will go on fighting that damnable dirty rotten business with all the power at my command.

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep or I'd be rotten to the core.